TALES FROM THE AFTERLIFE

  Somewhere in the multiverse, Infinite possibilities abound. Let's say, you're a secret admirer of one, Vladimirovich, Why reinvent the wheel?   You feel young, You have a legacy to secure, A multi-billion business to protect, And a nagging mum who keeps dropping hints, That power is not for dishing out!   The constitution only allows for a two-term presidency, But you have a plan! So, you recruit your friend Dmitry, To hold shop for a jiffy, As you bend the rules, just a little bit ...   You know Russians and their short memories, Just like Kenyans, A few shots of cheap vodka will erase their collective memory. So, after a brief 5-years hiatus on the fringes of power, You're back at the Kremlin!   This story reminds me of someone, That weirdo called Niccolò. He said, to never outshine the master. Fear and insecurity will not be rewarded. Who knew, watermelons had a niche?   Long live the King!

 

 

  Ever wondered how light and darkness behave like PAINT? * Add a dash of light to pitch-black darkness - you get a gloomy grey. * Adding a tinge of darkness to a scene flooding with white light - yields you a shade of white. So, what exactly is darkness? And why does it cancel out the light, like a good antithesis? The duality of nature has been debated for eons: ~ Love vs. Hate ~ Good vs. Evil ~ God vs. The Devil ~ Action vs. Reaction Say we had a means to totally eliminate all subjectivity and observation bias; (Remember Robert Lanza's Biocentrism?) Duality would probably still exist, Independent of our measurements. Examples: ~ Positive vs. Negative (as in magnetism and electricity) ~ Kinetic energy vs. Potential energy ~ Protons vs. Electrons ~ Matter vs. Antimatter ~ Light vs. Darkness Einstein's equation of Special Relativity predicts that: "Energy and mass are interchangeable". Also, the first law of thermodynamics states that: "Energy can neither be crea...

  There's these two guys Cherubim & Seraphim;  Angels, I suppose. Designated wardens of sacred stuff in the Judeo-Christian faiths.   Did a poor job guarding the "tree of life". Musta slept on the job and allowed Eve & Satan to partake of the tree.   And then, they lost the Ark of the Covenant.  Incompetent guards, these ones!   Sasa ona shida walituletea...