THE PROBLEM WITH EVOLUTION

 





In an alternative universe,

Elon Musk and I are lounging at the (milk) bar after a long day...

 

I can see his brain is gearing up for some mischief,

as his face drops all emotion and mutates to that blank 'far-far-away-look'.

 

"I don't just get this Theory of Evolution.

Honestly, it's somewhat of a stretch", he chimes after a heavy eerie silence.

 

"How so?", I ask absentmindedly.

 

"See, like most things in nature,

shouldn't Evolution take the Path of Least Resistance?"

 

"The (human) body is kedo 90% water; sindio?

To generate energy, the easier evolutionary process should have been to split the H2O molecule into Oxygen and Hydrogen, yes?"

 

"But noooo, Evolution doesn't do easy...

Sijui aerobic respiration, mara tena anaerobic kosokoso."

 

"Imagine hydrogen-powered bodies. 

Explosive!"


"Eish, I can't!". 

With that, he sums up his deranged thoughts as only a Kenyan would.

 


Caveat:

Please excuse my eccentric friend. 

He's just of a bored droid, prone to episodes of mild delirium.

He's what others would call an asymptomatic carrier of intelligence...


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