TESLA WHEELBARROWS?


 
Not too long ago, 
We had a mighty laugh at the expense of the grand old man of +256.

The "35-year old" monarch was flagging off some dowdy bicycles,
As we launched our menacing SGR,
Amid great pomp and pageantry - of course!

Kweli, vindu vi-change-njanga...
We just had to usurp his place at the Hall of Shame?

Ama these our wheelbarrows are autonomous, solar-powered, advanced
Tesla machines with superior anticarcinogenic paintwork?

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