THE ETHIOPIAN ODYSSEY
One of the more captivating legends to come out of Ethiopia is
the story of Queen Sheba and her sojourn to Jerusalem. Ethiopian folklore tells
of the beautiful Nubian Queen Sheba who journeyed hundreds of miles through
desert and jungle to the Jewish holy city of Jerusalem for a date with King
Solomon, the wisest man alive at the time. Never mind that the wise King
had a harem of 300 concubines and 700 wives...
Current statistical models point to a serious affliction of satyriasis and perhaps "the clap" (tongue in cheek!) on the part of the King. It is also safe to assume that before departing for Jerusalem, our impressionable Queen must have received some intelligence briefing on the little detail of the King's addiction. Regardless, our enchanted Queen, hell-bent on harvesting some holy seed, would not be deterred by such superficial details. (See, this insane syndrome of "good-girl-falling-for-bad-boy" is old news, no?). The story has a happy ending though; on her return from Jerusalem, Queen Sheba was heavy with child. Shortly, she gave birth to a bouncing baby boy - Menelik 1, the father of the Ethiopian Jewish scion known as Beta Israel.
If this Judeo-Christian yarn doesn’t whet your palate, then the epic of the invincible Emperor Menelik II at the battle of Adowa (or Adwa) should at least jerk your dispassionate senses to attention. Despite their superior firepower, the Italians were given a thorough hiding that will not be soon forgotten. Ethiopia is said to be the only county in African that was not colonized by the Europeans during “The Scramble and Partition for Africa”.
In recent history, you must have heard of the Rastafarian movement and their messiah - The One, Ras Tafari Makonnen. In the wake of the Great Depression of the 1930s, the Oracle of Marcus Garvey made a prophesy, "Look to Africa where a Black King shall be crowned. He shall be your Redeemer." The Universal Negro Improvement Association, in desperate need of hope to uplift their floundering fortunes, received a herculean jab of adrenaline when Emperor Haile Salassie 1, ascended to power. Upon his coronation, Emperor Haile Salassie was proclaimed, "The Conquering Lion of Judah", "The Anointed One", "The Redeemer" who would lead the oppressed masses to the mystical "Kingdom of Zion".
From the mysterious megalithic obelisks of Aksum, to the (supposed) resting place of the Ark of the Covenant - St. Mary of Zion Cathedral, one cannot help but marvel at this supremely rich historical treasure trove that is Abyssinia. The numerous archaeological/historically significant sites don’t do justice in telling the story of these proud people of Habesha, whose indomitable spirit has defiantly withstood the allure of westernization and the corrosive effects of time.
The legend of Ethiopia is embalmed in the mute walls of the rock-hewn churches of Lalibela (New Jerusalem). The history of Ethiopia is irrevocably entwined with the chronicles of the ancient Ethiopian Coptic Orthodox Church, the accounts of Apostle Phillip and the "Ethiopian Eunuch" and the holy writs of Apostle Mark of Alexandria.
Ethiopia is the riddle of the ancient Amharic language and mystic Ge’ez script. It is the enigma of Lucy (Australopithecus Afarensis) – one of the oldest known hominid archaeological finds. It is a cryptic maze of ancient pyramids, buried deep under the reticent sand dunes in what was once the dominion of the Pharaohs of Upper Egypt and the suspected fountain of the sacred Nile.
The Ethiopian epic is the tale of the titanic feats of the world’s greatest athletes, embossed in history by the sinewy feet of Haile Gabre Salassie, Tirunesh Dibaba, Genzebe Dibaba, Meseret Defar, Kenenise Bekele and Feyisa Lilesa. Still, my Ethiopian narrative will not be complete without the sombre 'burnt faces" of the Oromo nation, the insolent Chinese-built skyscrapers reaching for the Addis Ababa skyline, and the giddy electric trains of an ancient power sloshed in the orgasmic throes of a 21st Century renaissance.
The main tower of the African Union Conference Centre housing offices, breakaway rooms, and restaurants
An invitation came in through our office to attend a four-day, 10th SCCA Conference (Stop Cervical, Breast and Prostate Cancer in Africa) in Addis Ababa Ethiopia. Travel and adventure have a way of getting my juices bubbling, especially so after the long bar-room tales about the beauty and great heritage of Abyssinia (or Habesha, as its affectionately known to my grandfather).
We boarded an Ethiopian Airlines flight early evening at JKIA. Ethiopian
Airlines are buying state-of-art Dreamliners and making super-normal profits
while our local airline, the embarrassment called Kenya Airways (KQ) is
struggling to stay afloat. There must be something they are doing right and
this would definitely be an opportunity to learn something new.
Nothing much to write about the flight; there was the language barrier and whatever spattering of English that got into the conversation with the bevy of sizzling hot hostesses was limited to ordering food and wine. Their onboard food is drub and characteristically oily, as I would later find out. The highlight of the flight must have been the young red wine that oddly enticed my taste buds. We landed in Addis a little past 9 pm. At that hour, much of the airport's bustle has toned down to a steady din. Other than the occasional Ethiopian Airlines planes touching down or taking off, there wasn't much else to see.
We touched down on a frigid rainy Addis evening to a taciturn reception by menacing airport officials. To understand the Ethiopian people, you need to understand how the Ethiopian government runs. Successive governments have been disposed to authoritarian tendencies perhaps misinformed by once-popular Marxist-Leninist communist revisionism. Rules are religiously followed and everything ordered to military precision, The government will expeditiously and brutally crackdown on anyone who falls out of line. On this cold Addis Ababa evening, I did not need to understand the Amharic language; one dead obsidian look from the security personnel and everyone magically fell into line. Their tight rein on security and suspicious treatment of visitors/aliens perhaps explains why, unlike Kenya, Ethiopia is rarely raided by the capricious hordes of Al Shabaab terrorists from neighboring Somalia.
The Kenyan time zone is exactly the same as the Ethiopian one. We didn’t need to reset our watches/phones as we drifted into the airport reception. The reception is a much more comely place with gentle banter as the taxi and hotel drivers jostle for clients. The airport reception space is lined with dozens of banks, all of them still open at this late hour (9pm). We quickly exchange our dollars into the local Birr currency. The Birr exchanges at about 20B to the dollar and feels stronger than the Kenyan shilling.
The Hilton
concierge service is on point and we are welcomed by a smartly dressed young
man, in a suit, no less; going by the name of Neblyu. His command of English is
better than any local we have encountered so far. We get chattering as we wait
for our transport to arrive. We learn that it’s utterly impossible for a
foreigner to get a cellphone line over the counter until after a thorough
background check by their spooky security machinery. Our guide is connected and
for twenty dollars, he quickly gets us a local line and for a few more Birr, we
are connected to the only telephone provider network in the country; which as
expected, is government-controlled and sub-standard in terms of "call
quality" and "internet speeds".
On the way to the Hotel (Hilton) our guide gives us a running commentary of the important stuff we need to know about the country and how to get about. I learn that Addis has a vibrant nightlife and my chummy Neblyu gladly agrees to show me around the next day.
Breakfast at the Hilton
Breakfast is a mottled and oily affair, typical of traditional Ethiopian cuisine only interrupted by a spattering of continental dishes. We hadn't eaten dinner the previous night on account of our late arrival; Anything they served us this morning was deceptively delicious. After breakfast, we catch a cab to the African Union (AU) Conference Center where the official opening ceremony is scheduled for nine o'clock. We are seated by the appointed hour and soon the dignitaries come trooping in.
Lunch is served in
pyramid tents adjacent to the main conference buildings at the AU Centre. All
delegates (other than VIPs) local and international are herded together to the
dining area and we have the opportunity to sample real Ethiopian food. The world-famous
"injera" is on offer. Nicely done in traditional fashion and served
with an accompaniment of spicy oily meat stews. This dish is so tantalizing
tasty' it will leave your taste buds yearning for more. Much to the amusement
of the foreigners, the locals are devouring the miscellany of dessert cakes on
offer like they are going out of fashion. The only thing I am now missing
is the famous roasted Ethiopian coffee. Perhaps that's been spared for the
evening meal...
After the lunch break, it's time for different groups to throng into the various break-away rooms and get down to some solid intellectual discourse - the real reason my employer paid for this trip. Never mind the uncomfortably full stomachs, we listen patiently to a medley of presenters from across the breadth of Africa who are more than eager to share their achievements and lessons learnt from implementing Public Health and Medical Programs in the fight against cancer.
We break for the day at about five o'clock and head for our designated shuttle buses that will drop us off at our various hotels. It's still a rainy evening but I am absolutely determined to take a walk around town and get my bearings. Addis has this safety feeling which is nothing you will ever fill even in uptown Nairobi.
In the past 5-10 years, Ethiopia has woken up from its economic slumber and it’s like a rocket on steroids. Land in Ethiopia is owned by the government and private developers must be having a field day acquiring prime pieces of real estate for a song. They don’t have to compensate any landowners like we do in Kenya. Imagine if Arap Singh were to take a trip up North?
Addis is an expansive town with several business districts scattered across the breadth of the city. Development is fast sprouting up everywhere in the city and the Chinese are putting up their shiny skyscrapers faster than Bekele can run his final lap. A big chunk of the visitors checking into Addis come in as conferencing tourists. Lots of the development coming up is geared towards improving the bed capacity of the city to serve these conferencing tourists. There are some pretty decent hotels all around town. Nonetheless, this city is still a city in conflict with itself. There are informal settlements side by side with the skyscrapers and in some cases right in the middle of town.
The roads in most of the inner city have been nicely done with
bypasses and overpasses. And then there is the now-famous light rail commuter
electric train. It crosses the city from North to South and East to West,
not unlike a cross. It looks all nice and shiny but I make a point to come ride
the glitzy machine the next day. I did not have a chance to go beyond the city
limits but last I visited Moyale (a border town on the Ethiopian – Kenya
border), there was tarmac on the Ethiopian side and clouds of dust on the
Kenyan side. The Kenyans have been working on completing their side of the
tarmac road that will link up their production centers to the Northern
Frontier districts.
Addis - a city in conflict with itself. The old and the new, side by side, rubbing shoulders and jockeying for the ever-reducing spaces.
For all the good roads in this city, it has some of the oldest and most annoying cars on the road. There are not many new cars… Taxi is the choice method for a wandering foreigner to get around town. There are two types of taxis – the Yellow Cabs and the Blue Cabs. The Yellow Cabs are the newer cars and charge a higher rate than the Blue Cabs. They target foreigners and are parked around hotels, malls, and other facilities frequented by foreigners. The Blue Cabs are time-travelers from a different dimension. Remember the Russian-made Lada from the 70s and 80s? These contraptions are so old you could catch Tetanus or a heart attack just riding in them – from faulty brakes to malfunctioning windows and rude arrogant drivers; it’s a harrowing ride that I would certainly not recommend.
You will see them walk around with their frightened eyes darting, their heads bowed in their collective shame; a grudging acceptance of the second-class citizenry status that their lighter-skinned countrymen have bestowed on their communities. Yet, occasionally, you will come across these out-of-the-ordinary recherche firebrands; like this proud young man (name withheld) with a steely resolute determination in his eyes; a strange dark light, a vile cocktail of bottled-up murderous rage, and rapacious thoughts of revenge. Pray, pray that his day never comes pass.
They say, "When the student is ready, a teacher will appear". It turns out that there is some random guy working at a duty-free shop at the airport and also making the quick buck exchanging money on the black market. Although he gave me some bad rates, this was a no-brainer and I was soon walking off with some dollars in my pockets. Not being one to look the gift horse in the mouth, I bought some pricey duty-free liquor and candy. At least I was going to get a hug when I reached home.
VINCE 3.16 - 01/06/2017
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